fwips:

hiddles-boner:

avengedechelon:

omg

i caN’T BREATHE

NO OKAY I JUST REWATCHED THOR THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE ‘WAIT. WAIT. AT THIS POINT LOKI HAS ALREADY GIVEN BIRTH AND GIVEN HIS SON TO HIS DAD TO RIDE AROUND NO OKAY EVERYTHING HE DOES FROM THIS POINT ON IS EXCUSED’

but i also had to wonder how he lost the baby weight.

okay i need to sleep omg i’ll see you guys tomorrow

and if i do end up going to king’s island with my cousins and their friend tomorrow, i’ll take plenty of pictures and post them

freakypencils:

buttgenie:

superheroes

so anime

fwips:

i would never pay thousands of dollars for a friggen purse unless it could actually disassemble itself and form around my body as a suit of highly advanced weaponry that allowed me to fight aliens and demigods and jaded russians and what have you.

stylators:

imagine if i was famous and you would all be like “i followed her once”

wabbajacked:

wabbajacked:

icarusmachina:

wabbajacked:

ezio

are you

jesus

Leonardo invented water-floating shoes 4 sure

Leonardo must’ve been on crack

 #things altair will never be able to do

1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

sassy-gay-karkat: